it is absolutely amazing how double standard a person can get. the extent of it just never ceases to stunt me into silence. let me illustrate just how:

as you all prob already read (like a couple hundred times - altho each time it's prob a diff code name) i am working at this place where there is an office slut and an office bitch. the slut is the big shot. and the bitch is the assistant.

so anyways.. my boss (the nice one who looks like a gorilla - we shall refer to him as gorilla from this point forth) had to go to dubai for some business and while he was away.. the whole office was in silent chaos - trying to complete a 5 year budget for the anal dutch pple (ie. bosses - mainly cos i honestly still have faith in the human race and that not all dutch are evil, anal retentive pple) back in copenhagen. of cos, gorilla was spared from the budgeting, so he had to hand in some 'homework' to the slut. however, he did some figures wrong. so he went and do it again (and he did it for the bitch because she's just to lazy to do it. the last time she had to do it.. she made such a big hooha that gorilla decided that he wld do it for her. which i think is just pampering her and making her more bold and encouraging her to step on all our toes. and we're not supposed to make any noise)

gorilla came back today. and the bitch AGAIN made a big hooha about him not sending her the documents she needed. and of cos.. gorilla had already sent it to her when he was over in dubai. and there she was... just kept insisting that she didn't receive any. and that all the emails she received from him were not from dubai. so she forced gorilla to switch on his laptop again.. (he was about to leave for the day) and then after he went in, switch on his laptop.. he came out and made her go thru the emails. and guess what? (no prizes tho..) YES! the email with the amended document was lying there in her inbox. and there she was.. making sooo much noise.. saying that 'i'm waiting for you! u know! i can't do my work! and boss is chasing me!' yadayadayadayada... and then after we found the email. all she cld muster (softly and not to mention any less indignant) sorry lah! i didn't see lah...

(about 10 mins later)
she was saying something to my chinaboy colleague (which we shall refer to as chinaboy from this point forth) - like where to look for something lah. and chinaboy colleague cld really understand or didn't know where to look. you know what she said to him? 'USE YOUR EYES TO SEE' and 'that's what i always tell my daughter' - obviously... i was like WTF????? should you not be telling urself that?!

and for someone who doesn't really do work all the time.. she's got the cheek to go complain about me listening to music and not answering phone. sorry my job description doesn't include secretary to md's secretary.

to end off... PLEASE WAKE UP UR IDEA. either that or please just kill urself cos your existence is a waste of space on this planet. the world is screwed up. we don't need more fucked up pple like you. (had actually wanted to be super vulgar but decided not to.. cos no pt - pple like this won't learn)